Fresher's Fair

Fresher's Fair: A time to eat free pizza and be used generally as a waste paper basket. Today, I thoroughly enjoyed being silently assessed by the accusing eyes of the men's football team, which seemed to question why this tramp look-a-like was even bothering. However, based on my current fitness levels, this is probably a fair assessment.

I also managed to embarrass myself very efficiently; with a combination of poor humour and a thick Yorkshire accent. Leaving the approaching First Aid promoter dazed and confused as I tried to make light conversation with a terrible quip about the uncooperative nature of the resuscitation model in my last first aid training process (I know, comedy gold right? Wrong, very, very wrong...). So, with this, I tried to make myself scarce and promptly returned back to the safety of my room. All in all; a successful day I reckon.