A Tea Towel Too Far... Revisited

At the risk of defaming any person, (in the world!) my house, this is the last straw (if it were true that; a person might soak my tea towel in cooking juices AGAIN! Not to mention the hideous state that the kitchen might generally be left in after they cooked (There may have been a crusty pan on the dining table yesterday that literally smelt like human feces)!

Now due to my current level of legal training, one might say that I am defaming this imaginary person, yet the simple fact of the matter is it could be true (which would be justification, with evidence), also, it is my genuine opinion that people who would be selfish, ignorant, thoughtless, arseholes (mere abuse - that's right, I genuinely think they would be arseholes), would do such a thing to my kitchen, if it were to happen (fair comment)!

It would also be justifiable to say if a person came into the kitchen with a plastic bag on their hand, so as not to catch any germs of us filthy folks in the same house, I would assume, to which I would say; why don't you just clean up after yourselves then?!?!? Then we wouldn't be risking our own mortality at the hands of salmonella every time we might make a sandwich! - I will be writing to my housing officer - maybe.